Official IDEAL member reporting thread

[Cannot_Gitgud]

Seku oink oink sniperino

[Shnuks]

Hello,

i wish to complain about your member Arturd as is now known as Dr_something stupid. Not only did he tell his arty to focus only me, which is a crime that should be punishable by hanging by the balls, he also suicided to kill me once his team victory was secure. This lead to our camping AMX50100 to declare me as a "camping statpadder noob". I was deeply hurt by all of this.

I expect punishment to happen very soon.

Best,
Shnuks

[Dr_Badthur]

worth it for the new sig

[Xen]

The last guy Shnuks reported was Sfertt and he is no longer in the clan. This goes to show that IDEAL's fail leadership takes complaints very seriously. Good riddance, Badthur

[Dr_Badthur]

[BarackAttack]

As you can see I was wrongly TKed by one of this clan's members: KhaaLer1n0. I had not committed any team damage of my own. I hope you do the right thing and carry out a suitable punishment for this scale of wrong-doing.

Yours sincerely, SaMer1n0

Edit: He also verbally abused me by calling me a"muckmace".

[Aubury]

I would like to report myself here,

Had a run-in with some twats from K4E, some blocking happened after which I lashed out towards one of them.
Told me to die IRL, so I told him he has a delay on his brain (ROFL)

Anyways, will not happen again, battle chat is now off

pls no kik

[Thoryk]

I would like to report myself here,

Had a run-in with some twats from K4E, some blocking happened after which I lashed out towards one of them.
Told me to die IRL, so I told him he has a delay on his brain (ROFL)

Anyways, will not happen again, battle chat is now off

pls no kik

Also no retrial please, I don't want to see that roller coaster again

[Kuum_Kartul]

But trial evaluations is wayyy quieter now. I vote permanent retrial

[RedlineRailgunningRemmel]

I would like to report myself here,

Had a run-in with some twats from K4E, some blocking happened after which I lashed out towards one of them.
Told me to die IRL, so I told him he has a delay on his brain (ROFL)

Anyways, will not happen again, battle chat is now off

pls no kik

Pick one that doesn't get you in trouble
Radialmenu insults in Shakespeare:

Somewhere out thither a tree is working very hard to replace the oxygen thee consume. Now wend apologize to t.
I oft wonder who ties thy shoes for thee in the morning.
Keepeth rolling thy eyes. Maybe you'll findeth a brain back thither.
I would love to fig thee but fear me I won't doth as well as nature didst.
t must beest difficult for thee, exhausting thy entire vocabulary in one sentence.
t must beest excit'ment to has't so much vast space between thy ears.
I'd like to see things from thy point of view but I can't seemeth to receiveth mine headeth that far up mine rampallian.
thy birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
thee must has't been born on a highway because that's whither most accidents befall.
It's better to alloweth someone bethink thee art an clotpole than to ope thy that from which we speak and prove t.
What language art thee speaking? Cause t sounds like talk'st of nothing.
thee art proof that evolution CAN wend in reverse.
Next time thee wanteth to crisp thy ears, don’t tryeth to push the Q-tip through to the other side. coequal if 't be true that would beest perfectly possible.
I doth desire we may beest better strangers!
I'd sayeth something about thy mother, but cows art pondered sacred in India.
I would love to start a battle of wits, but unfortunately thou art unarmed.
I would fig thee but thou art too insignificant to coequal matter to anyone.
thee couldn't pour water out of a boot if 't be true the instructions wast on the sole.
lest I thinking thee weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling.
keepeth talking, someday you'll sayeth something intelligent!
thou art one of those people who needeth to climb to his ego and jump to his IQ.
if 't be true I hadst a tardis I would wend back in time to warn thy parents about their biggest mistake.
thou has't to sneak up on thy own handeth to masturbate.
if 't be true thee wast any more like a stone, I'd has't to water thee three times a week.

[Shnuks]

I would like to report the guy in charge of reporting for not doing anything about my report.

[Dr_Badthur]

Nearly 3k recents chunks, you could reapply soon.

[Shnuks]

I think its beneficial to play the game when you apply....

[TheDrownedApe]

I've been a naughty boy. Please admonish me for name calling our PL fwends

[MrOmen]

I've been a naughty boy. Please admonish me for name calling our PL fwends

Let me be the punisher

[Gamer_spiele_spieler]

I want to report the player "Malgorn". He is a terrible BC-player and I'm clearly better. But still he got picked over me all the time in this campaign. I feel treated like a second-class-BC-player and thats just unfair. I request the removal of "Malgorn" from the clanu

[Malgorn]

I want to report the player "Malgorn". He is a terrible BC-player and I'm clearly better. But still he got picked over me all the time in this campaign. I feel treated like a second-class-BC-player and thats just unfair. I request the removal of "Malgorn" from the clanu

Get back in line normie.

P.S.

On the last day of the campaign I renamed to "spiele_spieler | Yannick" and played B-C. Poor Spiele, that's the closes he ever got to doing it himself.

[Gamer_spiele_spieler]

I want to report the player "Malgorn". He is a terrible BC-player and I'm clearly better. But still he got picked over me all the time in this campaign. I feel treated like a second-class-BC-player and thats just unfair. I request the removal of "Malgorn" from the clanu

Get back in line normie.

[Malgorn]

I would like to report a player know as "TheGamingSlug" (had to actually look up his name I didn't know who was he). It was recently brought to my attention, that a while ago he changed his name in order to AVOID GETTING KICKED from the clan. I'm still amazed by how that could actually work but I supose he just slipped throught the cracks of the failed leadership.

But wait... There is more!

I cought him stealing. We were playing on our christain minecraft server and I noticed some dimonds missing from poor Spiele's chest. Slug robbed him in the cover of the night and hasn't been seen since. For anyone bringing any information about this criminal there is a reward, two coco beans (really hard to find) and a special cake. I belive in this community's ability to stop this madman. If we don't deal with him now, more people might get "hurt".

[Thoryk]

Just tell me his Minecraft name and I shall set his spawn in the dungeon.

I also heard someone say "Malgorn is a fatty" - might be the same person!